Tention builds in The Crimea as kick-off approaches.
The Arklow Boys show their stiff upper lips as Ben Elton robs them blind...
One trip to the Club Shop later...
To calm their nerves I tell the lads its back to the pub again afterwards...
The Shots pile on the early pressure...
...and more early pressure.
A pattern emerges.
Rod Stewart goes unnoticed - he's not that big in Ireland!
Oh no, Granddad's been on the sherbert again!
Chopper said The Shots were crap - so who the hell have just been playing?